Effie is set to hold up a mirror to the complexities of finding love and keeping it in her latest show.
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Mary Coustas' comic creation will shine in Effie in Love Me Tinder, coming to The Country Club in St Georges Basin on Saturday, February 15.
Newly married to her beloved Shane Bradley Cooper, Effie is now experiencing what she calls the seventh month itch.
Finding love isn't easy and keeping it's even harder. The urge to swipe right is tempting even to those with the greatest of willpowers.
Who isn't on Tinder? Is it possible to be smokin' hot and hit upon every day and still stay faithful? Is it love at first sight or love at first swipe?
If I had you at hello then why can't I get rid of you at goodbye?
If love don't cost a thing then why is divorce so expensive? These are all things Effie is wondering.
"Everywhere I go men are sniffing around me like beagles at an airport. I'm trying to control my animal urges, but this inner beast, this vulvarine has taken hold of me," she said.
Don't miss your chance to laugh out loud and see this Logie Award Winning living legend up close and very personals.