And in news that will surprise no one, Warnie's dream arvo involves a barbie by the pool heavily featuring VB and Angelina Jolie's naked breasts.

Warne enthusiastically shows off the painting, presumably commissioned by himself, in a documentary Shane Warne: Living The Dream.

Ironically, the program was being aired by Sky Sports in the UK, to fill in time that would have been taken up by live cricket had not Australia handed back the Ashes so embarrassingly quickly.

Also featuring in Warne's fantasy date are Bruce Springsteen, Frank Sinatra, Elvis, James Dean, Marilyn Monroe and the captain of Australia's Ashes-losing side, Michael Clarke.

Presumably Ghandi, Nietzsche and Beethoven didn't make the cut.

In the doco, Warnie gives a brief guided tour of the crowded scene.

In one corner is Warne himself deep in conversation with Bruce Springsteen about spin bowling, revealing The Boss's hitherto undocumented interest in the Flipper and the Wrong 'Un.

‘‘And you've got Frank Sinatra and Mohammed Ali just having a bit of a tune,’’ explains Warne.

Meanwhile, he says, JFK is "mixing" with Sharon Stone and Marilyn Monroe, while Jack Nicholson has been reduced to the beer delivery guy, hefting a slab of VB in the centre of the painting while sporting his ‘‘Here's Johnny!’’ grin.

Writhing around on a chaise lounge next to Jack is Oscar-winning actor, director and UNHCR special envoy Angelina Jolie who unaccountably thought the dress code was ‘‘Come naked except for a sheet to cover your butt’’.

When Warne's art collection was revealed Twitter got to work gleefully identifying the 20 guests and critiquing the Sheikh of Tweak's taste in art, and digging up an earlier interview with journalist Jo Hall on the painting.

It's unclear what other artworks, if any, there are in the Warne Collection.

SMH